Kegel alert (i.e. a pun time in the old town tonight)

A man was in his back yard using a weed eater to trim grass along the edge of his house when his wife's cat got in the way and the man cut its tail off. He immediately put the cat and the tail into the trunk of his car and headed to Wal-Mart because he had heard that Wal-Mart was the largest and most active retailer in the United States.