Sunday, July 17, 2011

Dear facebook

I think you need to see a doctor.  You have been looping lately a lot.  My machine has to be rebooted.  Not a pretty sight.

Go see the doctor.  Discuss your diet, meds and exercise pattern.

Have the doctor discuss the debilitating effects of stress.  Have heard your growth patterns are slowing down.  Yes you are not that old in calendar years, but in app years you are ancient.  Take better care of yourself so you can take good care of us.

concerned user

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