Lemon picker wanted

The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job; given her liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and her jobs as a social worker and school teacher. The foreman frowned and said,

I have to ask you this: Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?

Well, as a matter of fact, I have! I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Chryslers, and I voted for Obama.