Why procrastinate when you can perendinate?

verb tr. : To put off until the day after tomorrow

moirologist

noun: A hired mourner

I'm dying to do this!

borborygmus

noun: A rumbling noise caused by the movement of gas through the intestines.

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odd book titles (allegedly of real books)

Proceedings of the Second International Workshop on Nude Mice

If You Want Closure In Your Relationship, Start With Your Legs

Bombproof Your Horse

Highlights in the History of Concrete

The Joy of Sex: Pocket Edition

The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories

Living With Crazy Buttocks

Greek Rural Postmen and Their Cancellation Numbers

People Who Don't Know They're Dead: How They Attach Themselves to Unsuspecting Bystanders and What to Do About It

How to Avoid Huge Ships

Excrement in the Late Middle Ages

Curbside Consultation of the Colon

The Large Sieve and its Applications (a mathematics treatise)

Baboon Metaphysics

Strip and Knit with Style

The 2009-2014 World Outlook for 60-milligram Containers of Fromage Frais