Wednesday, August 29, 2007

More bridge lessons

2007Aug25

The story of the Brooklyn Bridge -- in the late 19th century the longest and largest suspension bridge ever attempted -- is as dramatic as any fiction. As chronicled in David McCullough's phenomenal The Great Bridge (1972) it has heroes, villains, excitement, setbacks, and ultimately triumph.

Engineers were the heroes, starting with John Roebling, the greatest bridge-builder of his time, who conceived the bridge, served as architect, and organized the effort to charter a bridge company.

Also his son, Washington Roebling, a Civil War hero who in his mid-twenties took over as Chief Engineer on his father's untimely death. It was Washington Roebling who worked out every last engineering detail, and who recruited a fine engineering team to oversee the work -- a team that, with only one resignation, remained in place for the fourteen years required to build the bridge.

A third Roebling was as important: Emily, Washington Roebling's wife. When a severe case of the bends ruined her husband's health (brought from too many hours breathing compressed air under the river, overseeing installation of the caissons on which the bridge rests), it was Emily who turned his dictated instructions into detailed written specifications, worked personally with the engineering team, reported progress and challenges back to her husband, and in general acted as second-in-command throughout most of the project.

The politicians of the day were the villains. Boss Tweed and his New York political machine were the most publicly detestable. The most vile, though, were board members who awarded the cable manufacturing contract to a crony who then delivered, quite deliberately, defective steel wire to the construction site.

No summary can do the book justice. Read it. When you've finished, you'll understand that today's politicians are nothing new. That doesn't mean their lack of public courage is any more acceptable. It simply reinforces what we already know: Engineers create things that are new; politicians repeat the same old patterns, century after century, ad nauseum.

In the 1970s and preceding decades, the United States invested 3 percent of GDP on infrastructure. Since 1980 we've spent one third less and our infrastructure is deteriorating. It's a pattern that is, by now, familiar: Politicians sell taxpayers on the idea that tax cuts are free. We just need to eliminate waste and be smarter about priorities.

Here's another pattern: Bad logic about risk.

According to the Star Tribune's investigative reporting, the engineers who last inspected the 35W bridge in Minneapolis prior to its collapse identified 52 steel beams at risk of cracking. They were sufficiently concerned to consider condemning the bridge, and recommended emergency measures to reinforce it.

Shortly before the project began, though, the same engineers reviewed their emergency measures and decided they carried too much risk of their own. The non-engineers who set policy in cases like this decided this meant doing nothing (ManagementSpeak: Developing "a more cost effective approach") was a fine course of action.

One more pattern: Bad math when it comes to risk.

Imagine the risk of the 35W bridge's collapse was 0.001%. That's sufficiently remote that few would worry.

We know, though, that about 100,000 bridges have been rated the same or worse than the 35W bridge before its collapse. That would mean we have a 10% chance, every year, of another catastrophic bridge failure.

We don't know the actual risks. If anyone does turn bridge ratings into probabilities of failure, it's well hidden. One wonders why.

What does this have to do with keeping the joint running? Everything. You deal with the exact same challenges every day:
  • Do more with less: Most CIOs have been handed budget cuts, then told there's plenty of money -- they just have to eliminate waste and set more effective priorities.

  • Bad logic: Bridge engineers aren't the only ones who find flaws in proposed solutions, only to be told that if that's the case there's no problem to solve.

  • Bad math: An easy-to-handle example illustrates: If the risk of one server failing is 0.01% on any given day, the situation sounds manageable. Unless you have 1,000 servers in your data center.
Here's why it's relevant. Your job isn't to be right about all of this, then to say I-told-you-so when something goes wrong.

It's to establish strong enough working relationships throughout the business to be persuasive, to communicate risk and its consequences accurately enough to prevent its turning into reality.

Much harder.

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Saturday, August 25, 2007

Yet Another Stupid Politician (YASP)

During a celebration of its National Day, Belgium's new prime minister, Yves Leterme, was asked to sing the country's national anthem. He stood up to the microphone and began singing the Marseillaise -- France's national anthem. The resulting video is getting hundreds of thousands of hits on YouTube. But his day of gaffes wasn't over yet: When asked what Belgium's National Day commemorates, Leterme confidently answered,
The proclamation of the constitution.
Nope: it is to remember the day that Leopold I became King in 1831. (London Times)

Thursday, August 23, 2007

thought for the day

Though this might sound strange to many, our liturgical celebrations are for the most part too short. They do not provide enough time or space to enter into the event. It is not enough that people have heard the liturgy or that it has been spoken. Has it been proclaimed to them? Have they been given the opportunity to integrate it? The liturgy needs time to deliver its riches. - Godfried Cardinal Danneels abp Mechelen-Brussels, Belgium America 2007Aug27

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

call center logs

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Customer I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get through; can you help?
Operator Where did you get that number, sir?
Customer It's on the door of your business.
Operator Sir, those are the hours that we are open.
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Samsung Electronics
Caller Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?
Operator I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about.
Caller On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?
Operator I think it means the telephone plug on the wall.
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RAC Motoring Services
Caller Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am traveling in Australia?
Operator Does the product name give you a clue?
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Caller (inquiring about legal requirements while traveling in Europe) If I register my car in France, and then take it to England, do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?
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Directory Enquiries
Caller I'd like the number of the Argo Fish Bar, please
Operator I'm sorry, there's no listing. Are you sure that the spelling is correct?
Caller Well, it used to be called the Bargo Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off.
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Caller . . . a knitwear company in Woven?
Operator Woven? Are you sure?
Caller Yes. That's what it says on the label -- Woven in Scotland.
* * *
Male caller making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the window to write the number on.
* * *
Tech Support I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.
Customer OK.
Tech Support Did you get a pop-up menu?
Customer No.
Tech Support OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?
Customer No.
Tech Support OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?
Customer Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'.
* * *
Tech Support OK. At the bottom left hand side of your screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?
Customer Wow! How can you see my screen from there?
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Caller I deleted a file from my PC last week and I just realized that I need it. So, if I turn my system clock back two weeks will I get my file back again?
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This has to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the WordPerfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department.

Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for 'Termination without Cause.'

Actual dialog of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. (Now I know why they record these conversations!) For an opposing opinion.

Operator Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?
Caller Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.
Operator What sort of trouble??
Caller Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.
Operator Went away?
Caller They disappeared.
Operator Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?
Caller Nothing.
Operator Nothing??
Caller It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.
Operator Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??
Caller How do I tell?
Operator Can you see the 'C: prompt' on the screen??
Caller What's a sea-prompt?
Operator Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?
Caller There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything I type.
Operator Does your monitor have a power indicator??
Caller What's a monitor?
Operator It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on??
Caller I don't know.
Operator Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??
Caller Yes, I think so.
Operator Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall.
Caller Yes, it is.
Operator When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??
Caller No.
Operator Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable.
Caller OK, here it is.
Operator Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer.
Caller I can't reach.
Operator OK. Well, can you see if it is??
Caller No.
Operator Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over??
Caller Well, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's because it's dark.
Operator Dark??
Caller Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.
Operator Well, turn on the office light then.
Caller I can't.
Operator No? Why not??
Caller Because there's a power failure.
Operator A power ... A power failure? Aha. OK, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff that your computer came in??
Caller Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.
Operator Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from.
Caller Really? Is it that bad?
Operator Yes, I'm afraid it is.
Caller Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??
Operator Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer!!!

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Hailey at one year





31 inches long
23 lbs and 5.8 ounces
head..18 1/2 in

Just about the same size as her big sister was at one.. Ironically...Hailey was 2 lbs heavier and an 1 inch longer until now..

She shrunk?
big sister


Wednesday, August 15, 2007

have you been training for this?

When Elvis Presley died in 1977 there were 37 Elvis impersonators in the world. Today (1993Oct) there are 48,000. If the current trend continues, by the year 2010, one out of every three people in the world will be an Elvis impersonator. - Audio Village ad 1993Oct _MIX_ magazine

Monday, August 13, 2007

a picture is worth a 1000 words - politics

gives new meaning to the term peon

don't we all!

Mark Goucher has produced a musical at the Edinburgh Festival based on the 1978 adult film Debbie Does Dallas. The Guardian reported on Wednesday: "Goucher's main concern is whether Debbie should be seen having sex. 'I don't want it to be offensive, but we need a bigger climax.'" - Sic! WORLD WIDE WORDS 2007Aug11

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

for Wayne

CHANGING THE STANDARD

Conductor to orchestra at the beginning of a rehearsal:

"Please get your pencils out . . . we have some marking to do on this score:

The first two bars are in 3/4, not 4/4 as written.
Next, in the 5th bar, change it to 7/8 and this remains to the end.
Now, in bar 7 we lower the pitch 1/2 step.
In bar 13, lower the pitch one whole step and this will remain to the end.

Thank you. Now, let us begin."

Soprano soloist: "Excuse me, Maestro. What would you like for me to change?"

Conductor: "Nothing, madam. Just sing it exactly as you did yesterday."

When we vary from the standard, there are two things we can do. We can alter our lives to meet the standard, or (as in the story above) we can alter the standard and expect everyone else to meet this new flawed standard.

The spiritual application should be readily apparent. What should we do when someone is teaching that which is not according to the Word of God, our spiritual standard? Do we hold to the standard and require them to comply, or do we attempt to change the standard?

There can be no choice -- the standard cannot change. Breaking the scale won't fix our weight problem, breaking the mirror won't change the way we look, and changing (or ignoring) God's Word won't make our sinful behavior acceptable.

"Sanctify them by your truth. Your word is truth." (Jn 17:17)

"The word of the Lord endures forever." (1Pt 1:25)

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

I love poetry

A Day of Poetry for the War

Fine whine is meant to be shared

Of risk, bridges and business 2007Aug6

Tom Clancy, in A Sum of All Fears, offered this smug assessment:

The Roman bridges of antiquity were very inefficient structures. By modern standards, they used too much stone, and as a result, far too much labor to build. Over the years we have learned to build bridges more efficiently, using fewer materials and less labor to perform the same task.
Seven years ago, InfoWorld published this response in KJR's predecessor, the Survival Guide (The sum of all projects)
... some of those Roman bridges are still standing a millennium later, while some of our more efficient ones have tumbled into the bay. Adherence to budgets and schedules is our preeminent ethic. One suspects Rome held different values.
Last week, another American bridge, just 40 years old, tumbled into the Mississippi river in the middle of Minneapolis. Those built by the Romans continue to stand.

What exactly went wrong in Minneapolis isn't yet certain. We do know already that recent inspections of the bridge did not report that all was well. They reported risk.

The state of MN, my home state, has underinvested in its transportation infrastructure for at least 25 of the last 25 years.

So has the rest of the country. We have no reason to believe the 35W bridge collapse will be the only consequence. Current estimates suggest we'll need to spend $10 billion a year for 20 years to catch up just on bridge maintenance. That will require new taxes. Do you think many voters would support a preventive maintenance platform, should one party or another be to propose it?
In the meantime, roughly 150,000 bridges have a similar risk of failure.

For those who propose the BIG/GAS theory (Business Is Great/Government and Academics are Stupid) as the culprit -- don't even think about it. Business leaders are at least as prone to the same thinking. As a recent KJR explained (The value of a little failure here and there,), they are far more likely to invest in revenue enhancement or cost reduction than in addressing risk, because investments in revenue enhancement and cost reduction yield tangible returns.

In that column I used risk mitigation to cover all ways of handling risk. Two correspondents -- Tom Reid and Max Fritzler -- recommended a different vocabulary and a more sophisticated way to think about the subject.

The proper cover term, which will be used here from now on, is "risk management." To manage risk you can Avoid, Insure, or Mitigate (Max supplied the acronym, AIM).

Avoidance means reducing the likelihood that the risk will become an event. Preventive maintenance is one of the most important ways to avoid risk. Staff training, to increase competence, is another.

Insurance includes all tactics that deflect the consequences of risk to someone else. Insurance is the label because that's the best-known way to deflect the consequences of risk, but there is another. It's called blame-shifting and it's quite a popular alternative. Quite a bit of political propaganda goes into blame-shifting. In business, backstabbing often has the same goal. Both are annoyingly effective at deflecting the consequences of risk.

Mitigation means reducing the impact should the risk turn into actual events. Fault-tolerant system design and business recovery planning are well-known risk mitigation tactics. So are cross-training and succession planning.

There is, of course, a fourth risk management tactic. It's probably the most popular of them all. It's called hoping.

Synonyms are keeping your fingers crossed and denial. Theoretically, you can also accept the risk -- consciously choose to do nothing. Usually, though, acceptance is just another synonym for hoping.

Denial has an antidote -- developing a culture of honest inquiry. It's how you get an accurate assessment of risk.

It is, perhaps, the most difficult change in business culture you can attempt. You have to constantly and insistently ask,

Are the data we have trustworthy? Complete? Can we get better data? Are we drawing the right inferences? Will they lead to the results we want?
And then,

Do the data say our decisions gave us the results we want? If not, what did we miss? What was wrong about our inferences and decisions? What will we do differently next time?
Tough questions.

You'll note that most risk management fits our definition of a decision -- it requires the commitment of time, staff and money. The exceptions are blame-shifting and hoping, which don't.

Is it any wonder, then, that blame-shifting and hoping are the most common risk management strategies in America today?

Or that another American bridge has crumbled?




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Monday, August 6, 2007

TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!!

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant.

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes.

Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking .

As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags.

Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.

We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.

We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle andNO ONE actually died from this.

We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank Kool-aid made with sugar, but we weren't overweight because, WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!

We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.

No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K.

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 150 channels on cable, no video movies or DVD's, no surround-sound or CD's, no cell phones, no personal computer! s, no Internet or chat rooms.......WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!

We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.

We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.

We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays, made up games with sticks and tennis balls and, although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes.

We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them!

Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!!

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!

These generations have produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever!

The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas. We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL!

If YOU are one of them...CONGRATULATIONS!

You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated so much of our lives for our own good. While you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave (and lucky) their parents were.

Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn't it?!

The quote of the month is by Jay Leno:
With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?

Sunday, August 5, 2007

Delaware is an exciting place

THIS is TRUE: 29 July 2007 Copyright http://www.thisistrue.com
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LOW BROW, HIGH TECH: Two employees of a restaurant outside New Castle DE went into the office after closing and found a man inside. The man ran out the back door, but was caught by police nearby. Police identified him as Branden M. Tingey, 28, who was a manager at the restaurant three years ago, but was fired. "This was a burglary," said police Cpl. Joseph DiStefano. "He meant to rob the safe." The problem was, he didn't know how. Investigators checked a computer in the office and found Tingey was trying to get instructions over the Internet. "The [current restaurant] manager moved the mouse on the darkened screen" for investigators, DiStefano said, "and 'How to Crack a Safe' came up on the screen on the Yahoo page." (Wilmington News Journal)...Remember, kids: successful safe robbers choose Google.

previously

Another reason to love Delaware

Friday, August 3, 2007

Kids say the darndest things

A teacher arranged her young students into a circle. She then went around the circle and asked each one a question. "Davey, what sound does a cow make?" Davey replied, "It goes 'moo.'"

"Alice, what sound does a cat make?" Alice said, "It goes 'meow.'"

"Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?" Jamie said, "It goes 'baaa.'"

"Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make?" Jennifer paused, and said, "Uhh ... it goes ... 'click!'" - Deborah q."The Good, Clean Funnies List"