http://news.aol.com/article/police-8th-person-dead-in-ga-mobile-home/646055?cid=12
http://news.aol.com/article/man-arrested-in-georgia-mobile-home/646401
http://news.aol.com/article/seven-found-killed-at-new-hope/645960
Sunday, August 30, 2009
grandchildren auf dem katz
- She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she'd done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But Gramma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!" I will probably never put lipstick on again without thinking about kissing the toilet paper good-bye.
- My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, 62. My grandson was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?"
- After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair.. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. Finally, she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room, she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice, "Who was THAT?"
- A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like: "We used to skate outside on a pond I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods." The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this all in. At last she said, "I sure wish I'd gotten to know you sooner!"
- My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?" I mentally polished my halo and I said, "No, how are we Alike?'' "You're both old," he replied.
- A little girl was diligently pounding away on her Grandfather's' word processor. She told him she was Writing a story. "What's it about?" he asked. "I don't know," she replied. "I can't read."
- I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me and was always correct. It was fun for me, so I continued. At last, she headed for the door, saying, "Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of these, yourself!"
- When my grandson Billy and I entered our vacation cabin, we kept the lights off until we were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects. Still, a few fireflies followed us in. Noticing them before I did, Billy whispered, "It's no use Grandpa. Now the mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights."
- When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, "I'm not sure.." "Look in your underwear, Grandpa," he advised, "mine says I'm 4 to 6."
- A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother, "Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies today." The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep h ER cool.. "That's interesting," she said, "how do you make babies?" "It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change 'y' to 'I and add 'es'."
- Children's Logic: "Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked. "Sure," said the young boy confidently. 'It means carrying a child."
- A grandfather was delivering his grandchildren to their home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog's duties. "They use him to keep crowds back," said one child. "No," said another. "He's just for good luck." A third child brought the argument to a close."They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrants."
- A 6-year-old was asked where his grandma lived. "Oh," he said, "she lives at the airport, and when we want her, we just go get her. Then, when we're done having her visit, we take her back to the airport."
- Grandpa is the smartest man on earth! He teaches me good good things, but I don't get to see him enough to get as smart as him!
- My Grandparents are funny, when they bend over; you hear gas leaks, and they blame their dog. [or stepping on a frog]
Chaplains Share Duties in Afghanistan
On an August evening in Afghanistan, the Rev. Mirek Jordanek, a Czech army chaplain, celebrated Mass in his limited English. A Protestant chaplain preached the homily at the weekend Mass. One day, we will see him face to face,said the Rev. Brent Sanders, the Protestant chaplain.
Let us be ready.It is a fitting message for the U.S. Army’s 10th Mountain Division. At least 14 soldiers have been killed in action since January, four of them in the last two weeks of July. Where once only 10 of the faithful attended Catholic Mass, their numbers have grown to at least 30 regular attendees. Although one out of five U.S. soldiers is Catholic, there are just 100 Catholic chaplains for the entire U.S. Army.
We are very short,said the Rev. Bradley West, a Baptist assigned to the 10th Mountain Division.
Especially when we deploy, many soldiers will not see a priest the whole time, especially the guys out at command outposts,he said.
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Northwest?
Working at an airline ticket counter, I pulled up a passenger's reservation that showed his name as "Cole, Pheven."
"I'd like to be certain our information is correct," I said to him. "What is your first name?"
"It's Stephen," he replied. "I hope the reservation agent got it right. I told him it's spelled with a ph." - FranCMT2 q.gcfl
"I'd like to be certain our information is correct," I said to him. "What is your first name?"
"It's Stephen," he replied. "I hope the reservation agent got it right. I told him it's spelled with a ph." - FranCMT2 q.gcfl
Saturday, August 8, 2009
new liturgical style?
Mix chest-thumbing music with thousands of high-energy teenagers, throw in Catholic devotions and talks about Mary and the saints and what you get is Steubenville Atlanta. - Andrew Nelson
The Georgia Bulletin2009Aug6p12
On the other hand would chest-thumping music be much better? Do teenagers thump their chest while enjoying music? Maybe Andy is a descendant of Archie Bunker?
How fast is a "high-energy teenager"? What do you shoot them out of to get them going that fast?
The Georgia Bulletin2009Aug6p12
On the other hand would chest-thumping music be much better? Do teenagers thump their chest while enjoying music? Maybe Andy is a descendant of Archie Bunker?
How fast is a "high-energy teenager"? What do you shoot them out of to get them going that fast?
Thursday, August 6, 2009
prayer request
my cousin Michelle is pregnant. she has named her baby Timmy. he is unlikely to be born alive or to live long. please pray for Timmy.
why do feminists hate sarah palin?
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Sunday, August 2, 2009
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