
is this your place in Frederick MD?
As a lobbyist in Washington DC, I'd just finished up a meeting with a Congressman when I stopped to use the restroom. After washing my hands, I stepped over to the hand dryer and noticed that someone had taped a note to the machine. The note said,Push button for message from Congress.- Ed
I rear-ended a car this morning. I knew it was going to be a REALLY bad day. The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF! He looked up at me and said,I am NOT happy!So I said,Well, which one ARE you then?That's how the fight started. - BROOKSBY1