my parish

http://www.georgiabulletin.org/local/2010/08/19/spotlightstthomasapostle/

Frederick MD

http://www.aolnews.com/nation/article/randy-white-fights-to-expose-cancer-cluster-near-frederick-maryland/19588039?icid=mainhtmlws-main-ndl1link4http%3A%2F%2Fwww.aolnews.com%2Fnation%2Farticle%2Frandy-white-fights-to-expose-cancer-cluster-near-frederick-maryland%2F19588039

this person must be a physicist

it takes that level of warped mind to do this

this is not miss manners

http://www.aolnews.com/surge-desk/article/visitbritains-2012-olympics-etiquette-rules-explained/19592753?icid=mainhtmlws-main-ndl5link4http%3A%2F%2Fwww.aolnews.com%2Fsurge-desk%2Farticle%2Fvisitbritains-2012-olympics-etiquette-rules-explained%2F19592753

acting

To act with my clothes on is a performance. To act with my clothes off is a documentary. - Julia Roberts q.http://www.salon.com/life/broadsheet/2010/04/01/no_sex_scene_actor/index.html

don't mess with the elephant

or reality depends on your point of view [as usual, assume "mess" is a macro]


A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared

Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?

The trembling monkey answered

You are, mighty lion!

Later, the lion confronted an ox and fiercely bellowed

Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?

The terrified ox stammered

Oh great lion, you are the mightiest animal in the jungle!

On a roll now, the lion swaggered up to an elephant and roared

Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?

Fast as lightning, the elephant snatched up the lion with his trunk and slammed him against a tree half a dozen times, leaving the lion feeling as if it had been run over by a safari wagon. The elephant then stomped on the lion until it looked like a corn tortilla and ambled away. The lion let out a moan of pain, lifted his head weakly, and hollered after the elephant

Just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get so upset about it!

- ArcaMax Jokes q.gcfl