a halloween note for my granddaughters

Two vampire bats are going for their midnight feed. After an hour or so, one bat gets tired of looking and goes home with no blood. The other bat comes home with blood dripping from its mouth. The first bat says enviously,

Where did you get all that blood from?

The second bat replies,

Follow me. I'll show you.

After a while the second bat leads them to a cave. He says,

You see that wall over there?

The hungry bat excitedly says,

Yes!

Other bat says,

I didn't.

- Ollie Crumpler

let's get this straight

I can't identify w/the guys on Big Bang Theory

but this is good, bigoted but good. And it has that amateurish 60s sound

always enlist another set of eyes

http://blog.beliefnet.com/deaconsbench/2010/10/worth-a-thousand-words----or-at-least-three.html

I am a senior citizen and still inventing

A college student at a recent football game challenged a senior citizen sitting next to him, saying it was impossible for their generation to understand his.

You grew up in a different world,

the student said loud enough for the whole crowd to hear.

Today we have television, jet planes, space travel, man has walked on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars, we even have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed processing ... and uh....

Taking advantage of a pause in the student's litany, the old geezer said,

You're right. We didn't have those things when we were young; so we invented them, you little twit! What are YOU doing for the next generation?

(I love senior citizens!) - Thomas Ellsworth q.gcfl

It's time to organize a Texas Navy

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/10/01/search-teams-seek-man-shot-mexican-waters/