bad theology

Kennesaw First Baptist Church sent out classy-looking postcards announcing on the front, along with the traditional three crosses

He is Risen Indeed!

Please join us in celebrating the Resurrection of Our Lord

Easter
Sunday, April 24

Worship with us at 8:15am 9:30am 11:00am
Community sunrise service 6:45am

Sunday School during each service for ages 6 weeks-preK
Older children are encouraged to attend worship services with parents

Then on the back, along with the postal area, are 5 colored eggs in some stylized grass and the words

He's Alive!
Eggstravganza
Saturday, April 23
3:00-5:00pm

For ages 2yrs-6^th grade
Fun! Fun! Fun! & it's Free! Free! Free!

Egg hunts! Pony rides! Crafts! Inflatables!

• First, what is the season?
  
  
  
• What is the reason for the season?
  
  
  
• He is Risen Indeed! on Sunday but He's Alive! on Saturday afternoon. Mixed message? End justifies the means?
  
  
  
• Do crafts include "Roll away the stone"?
  
  
  
• Is the pony left over from Palm Sunday?

An inquiring public wants to know!

communication

My husband, an Army drill sergeant, was on a training exercise in the California desert. "The nights are cold and lonely," he wrote to me. "All I can think about is how much I miss you and how cold my feet are. Could you please send me something to make the nights more tolerable?" Determined to boost his morale, I sent him a picture of myself posing in a revealing negligee. Two weeks later, I received this note: "Honey, you look great! Now can you send me some wool socks?" - Genny Conley q._Humor In Uniform_