Sunday, July 21, 2013

Francis and Gene

Try this in the pulpit. Let me know what happens.

The closest I ever saw of this was Fr Eugene Barrette MS at St Thomas the Apostle Church, Smyrna GA.  He would sing, do song reviews, movie reviews, TV reviews, a bit of a dance.  He would take as long for a homily as he thought necessary.  He was inspiring.  He was wonderful.  He was mostly gentle and kind.  Like us all he could be cranky at times.

He was/is my hero - a wounded healer.

He had been the head of the laSalette order in Rome and had some sort of exhaustion issue.  Some call it a mental breakdown.  He stepped down but continued to be a priest - a parish priest.

Wherever you are Gene, pax Christi tecum.

Sunday, July 7, 2013

Physics joke

ajc2013Jul7comics Crackshaft

man: You look pretty pleased

woman: Yeah

m: Now what?

w: Oh, I was just wondering if Max is going to find someone ... or if Mindy is going to graduate from college ... or if Dad's okay in New York.  My happy times have a half-life shorter than a Higgs boson

Saturday, July 6, 2013

COMMITTED FOR THE LONG RUN

Unable to attend the funeral after his Uncle Charlie died, a man who lived far away called his brother and told him, "Do something nice for Uncle Charlie and send me the bill."

Later, he got a bill for $200.00, which he paid. The next month, he got another bill for $200.00, which he also paid, figuring it was some incidental expense.

But, when the bills for $200.00 kept arriving every month, he finally called his brother again to find out what was going on.

"Well," said the other brother, "You said to do something nice for Uncle Charlie. So I rented him a tuxedo."

That's not exactly the most appropriate gift for someone who has died! But the story made me think about how we are often willing to give, even to sacrifice great amounts, and we are happy to do so once or twice. But we don't want it to become something we have to do for the rest of our lives.

For example, we're happy to have friends or family stay in our homes for a short while, but we don't want it to go on for years and years. We'll agree to teach a Bible class at church for a quarter or two, but we don't want to be stuck in the class for the rest of our life. We'll take a mission trip and live in squalid conditions for a week or two, but would never dream of moving there permanently.

And our hesitancy in situations like those is perhaps understandable. Unfortunately, we sometimes are tempted to have the same attitude when it comes to serving Christ. We're willing to give up everything for Christ -- at least, for a while. But for our whole lives? Always seeking to put others first? Always willing to forgive? Always willing to suffer and sacrifice for the cause of Christ?

We need to be reminded that Christianity is not a sprint, it's a long-distance marathon, and we must be willing to commit ourselves to run the race to the very end. Be forewarned -- it can be tiring. But "let us not grow weary while doing good, for in due season we shall reap if we do not lose heart." (Gal 6:9)

How old are you?


Usually one measures age by the number of birthdays you have had.  Special notice is given for birthdays ending in zero in the decimal system.  But these can be denied.

Then there are the telltale signs on the body, especially the hands and neck.  Loose skin.  Liver spots.  Things that are stiff and should be supple, and vice versa.  But plastic surgery and modern medicine can change or mask some of these.

Then there is the attitude people have to you and you to them.  Do people ignore you?  Not hear you?  Do you want to tell the truth to everyone, despite the cost?  Do you do it?  Do you have the urge to post on Facebook every hour?  Do you follow that urge?

But the true sign is "What's in your mailbox?"
  • Do you have incessant solicitations for Medicare plans?
  • Do you get questionnaires from "Cremation and funeral societies?"
  • Do people want to sell you "Final expense insurance?"