Guts & Balls - The Medical Distinction
We've all heard about people having guts ot balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the defination for each is listed below:
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume & beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping you wife on the butt and having the balls to say "you're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.Of course, medically speaking, there is no difference on the outcome since both ultimately end up in death!
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