Thursday, March 19, 2009

I love you - reworded

Little Johnny is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a deer. Being a city kid he's never seen one before and so he asks his teacher, "What's that, Miss?" Miss decides to play a word game with him and says, "That's what your Mom calls your Dad, Johnny." Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "I'm not that stupid Miss, I know that is not a Jackass!" -
Maurizio Mariotti mariotti@VENTURENET.CO.ZA uga2009Mar17

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