not a pretty site

David Marshall-Martin was delighted to read the AAP wire service report on 28 February about the Sydney Gay & Lesbian Mardi Gras:

Many were disappointed they couldn't penetrate the thong of onlookers.

In an article by Michelle Hanson in the Guardian on 5 March:

If the government are considering competency tests for dog owners, I say go for it - and compulsory microchipping, neutering, third-party insurance.

All very good, but what about the dogs?