You know you're from Pennsylvania when:

- You think the roads in any other state are smooth.

- Hearing horses clopping down a paved street doesn't bring you to the window to see what's going on outside.

- You can stop along the road to buy fruits, vegetables, or crafts on the "honor system."

- You consider Pittsburgh to be "out west," and you know the fastest way to Philly is the Turnpike.

- When it snows they put cinders on the roads instead of sand.

- You can give directions to Intercourse with a straight face.

- Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.

- You measure distance in minutes.