Friday, July 6, 2007

Worst Family Feud Answers

Q: Name a former President that most people would say is honest.

#1 A: Lincoln

Worst A: Nixon

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Q: Besides San Francisco, name a city that begins with the word San.

#1 A: San Diego

Worst A: Seattle

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Q: Name a slang term used for important people.

#1 A: V.I.P.

Worst A: Buddy [only in AR]

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Q: Name something packrats have a hard time throwing out.

#1 A: Photos

Worst A: Corn

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Q: Name something that might annoy a gardener.

#1 A: Bugs

Worst A: Not getting paid on time [well yeah]

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Q: Name a reason a man might send his wife flowers.

#1 A: Anniversary

Worst A: Happy divorce [Hmmmm...I never thought of that]

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Q: Name a term used in football.

#1 A: Touchdown

Worst A: Fastbreak

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Q: Name a special request people ask for when making a dinner reservation.

#1 A: Non-smoking

Worst A: A menu

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Q: Name someone you wouldn't want to get a phone call from.

#1 A: The police

Worst A: Your son [There are times when those might be equivalent]

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Q: Name a classical music composer everyone knows.

#1 A: Mozart

Worst A: Julio Iglesias

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Q: Tell me something specific you should drink a lot of when you're sick.

#1 A: Water

Worst A: Alcohol

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Q: Name something you'd hate to find at the end of your nose.

#1 A: Pimple

Worst A: Lint

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Q: Name the worst kind of shoe to run a marathon in.

#1 A: High heels

Worst A: Scuba flippers

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Q: Name something a person wouldn't want living in their house.

#1 A: Relatives

Worst A: Mold [btdt]

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Q: Name a musician who goes by one name.

#1 A: Madonna [wrong! not a musician!]

Worst A: Reba McIntyre

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Q: Name something you think would be difficult about being a waiter.

#1 A: Taking orders

Worst A: Falling down

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Q: Name a unit of currency used in a country other than the U.S.

#1 A: Peso

Worst A: Ampere

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Q: Name a reason why a woman might not want to kiss her boyfriend.

#1 A: Bad breath

Worst A: She doesn't love him that much.

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Q: Name something you do in front of your husband that you probably never did when you were dating.

#1 A: Undress

Worst A: Make out [virgins might say that]

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Q: Name a complaint you might have about the pizza that was just delivered.

#1 A: It's cold

Worst A: It went to the wrong address

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Q: Name an animal many people are scared of.

#1 A: Snake

Worst A: Boar [esp. in S.TX]

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Q: Name something you need to play Scrabble.

#1 A: Letters

Worst A: Dice [and a loaded .45]

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Q: Name the age when a man might start to lose a lot of hair.

#1 A: 30

Worst A: 14

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Q: Name the best month to schedule a wedding.

#1 A: June

Worst A: Summer

- Laff-a-Day

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