Q: Name a former President that most people would say is honest.
#1 A: Lincoln
Worst A: Nixon
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Q: Besides San Francisco, name a city that begins with the word San.
#1 A: San Diego
Worst A: Seattle
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Q: Name a slang term used for important people.
#1 A: V.I.P.
Worst A: Buddy [only in AR]
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Q: Name something packrats have a hard time throwing out.
#1 A: Photos
Worst A: Corn
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Q: Name something that might annoy a gardener.
#1 A: Bugs
Worst A: Not getting paid on time [well yeah]
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Q: Name a reason a man might send his wife flowers.
#1 A: Anniversary
Worst A: Happy divorce [Hmmmm...I never thought of that]
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Q: Name a term used in football.
#1 A: Touchdown
Worst A: Fastbreak
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Q: Name a special request people ask for when making a dinner reservation.
#1 A: Non-smoking
Worst A: A menu
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Q: Name someone you wouldn't want to get a phone call from.
#1 A: The police
Worst A: Your son [There are times when those might be equivalent]
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Q: Name a classical music composer everyone knows.
#1 A: Mozart
Worst A: Julio Iglesias
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Q: Tell me something specific you should drink a lot of when you're sick.
#1 A: Water
Worst A: Alcohol
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Q: Name something you'd hate to find at the end of your nose.
#1 A: Pimple
Worst A: Lint
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Q: Name the worst kind of shoe to run a marathon in.
#1 A: High heels
Worst A: Scuba flippers
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Q: Name something a person wouldn't want living in their house.
#1 A: Relatives
Worst A: Mold [btdt]
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Q: Name a musician who goes by one name.
#1 A: Madonna [wrong! not a musician!]
Worst A: Reba McIntyre
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Q: Name something you think would be difficult about being a waiter.
#1 A: Taking orders
Worst A: Falling down
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Q: Name a unit of currency used in a country other than the U.S.
#1 A: Peso
Worst A: Ampere
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Q: Name a reason why a woman might not want to kiss her boyfriend.
#1 A: Bad breath
Worst A: She doesn't love him that much.
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Q: Name something you do in front of your husband that you probably never did when you were dating.
#1 A: Undress
Worst A: Make out [virgins might say that]
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Q: Name a complaint you might have about the pizza that was just delivered.
#1 A: It's cold
Worst A: It went to the wrong address
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Q: Name an animal many people are scared of.
#1 A: Snake
Worst A: Boar [esp. in S.TX]
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Q: Name something you need to play Scrabble.
#1 A: Letters
Worst A: Dice [and a loaded .45]
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Q: Name the age when a man might start to lose a lot of hair.
#1 A: 30
Worst A: 14
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Q: Name the best month to schedule a wedding.
#1 A: June
Worst A: Summer
- Laff-a-Day
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