Thursday, March 27, 2008

computer humor

Calm down, it's only ones and zeros.

Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...

If it's not on fire then it's a software problem.

If you can kick it, it's hardware. If you can only curse it, it's software.

Life would be much easier if I had the source code.

Unable to exit Windows. Try the door.

When all else fails, read the instructions.

Why do Computer Scientists confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.

Windows: just another pane in the glass.

#define QUESTION (0x2B | ~0x2B) -- Shakespeare.

29A, the hexadecimal number of the Beast.

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