when life gives you lemons, redefine lemons

Nobel Peace Prize winner Archbishop Desmond Tutu of South Africa explains the history of white settlement of his country like this: When the white man came, we had the land and he had the Bible. He said, "Let us pray," so we all bowed our heads, closed our eyes, and prayed. And when we opened our eyes, lo and behold, we had the Bible and he had the land. But you know, we got the best deal! - Colin Lewis