flufer 2fer

I sneezed a sneeze into the air
It fell to earth I know not where
But hard and cold were the looks of those
In whose vicinity I snoze

- First seen by tftd in _Boys Life_ ~1952

What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu? For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment.

- _Puns of the Day_ 08-26-09