for my children and their spouses

Application For Permission To Date My Daughter

NOTE: This application will be deemed incomplete, and rejected, unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.

NAME_____________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH___________

HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________ IQ__________ GPA_____________

SOCIAL SECURITY #_________________ DRIVERS LICENSE #______________

BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES_________________________________________

HOME ADDRESS_______________________ CITY/STATE__________ ZIP______

Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No
If No, explain: __________________________________________________

Number of years they have been married ___________________________

If less than your age, explain
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ACCESSORIES SECTION:

A. Do you own or have access to a van? __Yes __No

B. A truck with oversized tires? __Yes __No

C. A waterbed? __Yes __No

D. A pickup with a mattress in the back? __Yes __No

E. A tattoo? __Yes __No

F. Do you have an earring, nose ring, pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring? __Yes __No

IF YOU ANSWERED 'YES' TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE THE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY. I SUGGEST RUNNING.

ESSAY SECTION:

In 50 words or less, what does 'LATE' mean to you?

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In 50 words or less, what does 'DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER' mean to you?

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In 50 words or less, what does 'ABSTINENCE' mean to you?

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