Friday, May 9, 2008

How not to be a mother

A single friend of mine probably won't make a great mother. She was visiting with a friend and her friend's baby when the friend had to use the restroom. Being left to watch the infant for a bit, the single friend asked, "What'll I do if he cries?"

"Feed him some vegetables," the mother called back. It turns out that jalapeno isn't the baby's favorite. - Thomas Ellsworth

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